4/12/2005
English muffin rant
I love Thomas’s English Muffins. I admit it, I can’t get enough of those nooks and crannys, but why can’t they just split the darn things in half? They’re already sort of half-split with a fork or something - can’t they finish the job? Does anyone really eat the things whole without toasting them? Of course not. You have to separate them to toast them - which means that I have to get out a knife and then get crumbs all over the place. Thomas - if you’re listening, stop the insanity and just make a clean break — in your muffins.
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That’s the fun of it. You have to fork split them and it gives you valleys and peaks as well as nooks and crannies!
How Do You Split Them With a Fork?
Yes, my daughter, age 4, prefers these muffins non-toasted. Sometimes with butter, sometimes without. Any idea when they first started ‘fork-splitting’ these things? I remember years ago being able to cut them evenly into 2 identical thicknesses, but can’t seem to accomplish the same with these fork-split versions.
…Bob