Just some weird stuff that popped into my head a few days ago while I was installing Windows on one of my spare PCs.
Everything I do
Always requires a reboot
What a crap OS
My life with Windows
Is never-ending reboots
Then blue screen of death
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Critical update
Get WGA Notify
Phone home to Redmond
Just had this limerick pop into my head. Sheesh, must be genetic.
There was a maid from Nantucket**
Who carried her milk in a bucket
She installed Windows OS
Wallpaper matched her dress
Now she can be heard yelling . . . oh never mind.
**Yeah, I know that line was way too easy.
Nowadays Sisyphus would be reinstalling Windows all the time (as I’ve said before).
So cool…
I’d like to suggets also a Zen koan on windows:
Jushu walked in the road with master Ubuntu, when they noticed a monk working on his laptop. Jushu noticed that the monk’s eyes were distressed, & said to him: you seem to be in war with your own laptop. The monk said that it got stuck & he needs to reboot it. Ubuntu said to the monk: Why don’t you get alternative OS, in the spirit of the Budha? & the monk said: Mu
windows, oh windows
you are so crap,
my minds in a flap,
linux……