One day, I stumbled upon the [Chomsky bot][] and it was around the time of the election so I decided to replace the phrases with George W. Bush-like phrases. Sometimes dead-on, sometimes controversial, sometimes funny and sometimes nonsensical — much like the President himself. Click the link and hit Refresh a bunch of times — post your favorites!
[Chomsky bot]: http://interglacial.com/~sburke/pub/chomskybot.pl
these sound believeable:
– From our best intelligence, we know that Tony Blair neglected Iraq
– Let us remember that the Democrats planned to produce nucular weapons
– It’s misleading to say that liberals aided and abetted our economy