Help me write a song parody

I had the idea a few weeks ago, shortly after posting about how I dislike the song “You’re Beautiful” by James Blunt, of writing parody lyrics and then whipping out the guitar and doing a little recording of it for fun.

I started to write some lyrics but then I ran out of inspiration.

Want to feed me some more?

Verse:

My ears are bleeding.
My mind is bored.
Your song annoys me.
With every chord.

Chorus:

Your stupid song
Your stupid song
Your stupid song
It's true
My friend was right.
The words are trite.
Do you think so too?
Cause I really think it's poo.